The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Johnny with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.587 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth an astonishing 19,810 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 774,225 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,251,877 per year while the poor average 6,964, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, many believe that Dictator Johnny's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 22,968^th in the world and 772^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,476.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.