Population | 19.669 billion |
Capital | Unsophisticate City |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | kal |
Animal | wolverine |
The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.669 billion Unsophisticateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth an astonishing 12,652 trillion kals a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 643,274 kals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Unsophisticate is ranked 306,500th in the world and 7,075th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
- : Unsophisticate endorsed The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : Unsophisticate was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care.
- : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
- : Following new legislation in Unsophisticate, visiting the best Unsophisticatean restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Unsophisticate voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Unsophisticate endorsed The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
World Assembly
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