The Armed Republic of Auztraloupe is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 303 million Auztralans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sydney. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Auztralan economy, worth 10.00 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,998 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auztraloupe's national animal is the Kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Auztraloupe is ranked 127,381^st in the world and 3,298^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.14 law-abiding acts per hour.