The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.046 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.
The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,523 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 250,861 McPennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Skyscrapers get built in just days, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : McDonaldsland's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : McDonaldsland relocated from Lazarus to The North Pacific.
- : McDonaldsland was refounded in Lazarus.
- : McDonaldsland ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Holy Machine of Boston Castle.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Communist Utopia of Travislavania.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Holy Kingdom of Ellbonnia.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by Seansea.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The 2nd Federation of Kromi.