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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 656thMost Ignorant Citizens: 693rdFattest Citizens: 718th
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
Corporate Police State
I'm lovin' it
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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McDonaldsland

Population19.977 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald
FaithCapitalism

CurrencyMcPenny
AnimalMcNugget

The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.977 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,838 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 192,156 McPennies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,347,509 per year while the poor average 9,368, a ratio of 143 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", doctors can't help but regard Ronald McDonald Vcte Mgve MF HCMMLM GCME with envy, and politicians literally speak literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 305,814th in the world and 12,618th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring -6 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 656thMost Ignorant Citizens: 693rdFattest Citizens: 718thMost Devout: 804thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,092ndMost Avoided: 1,424thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,560thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,787thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,988thLargest Retail Industry: 2,005thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,030thLargest Mining Sector: 2,230thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,389thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,462ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,510thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,710thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,317thHighest Economic Output: 5,038thRudest Citizens: 6,024thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,564thHighest Average Incomes: 11,234thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,756thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,536thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,799thLargest Populations: 16,489thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,098thMost Efficient Economies: 19,189thMost Patriotic: 23,822ndMost Pro-Market: 27,045thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30,009th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionFattest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Devout: 39th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 79th in the regionMost Avoided: 81st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 85th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 107th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 118th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 121st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 158th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 176th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 266th in the regionRudest Citizens: 278th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 326th in the regionLargest Populations: 494th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 498th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 523rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 539th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 700th in the regionMost Extreme: 767th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 957th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,005th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,057th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,176th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : McDonaldsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, politicians literally speak literally.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, doctors can't help but regard Ronald McDonald Vcte Mgve MF HCMMLM GCME with envy.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.

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