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Most Ignorant Citizens: 439thMost Devout: 615thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 645th
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
Corporate Police State
I'm lovin' it
Ronald McDonald
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population14.046 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.046 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,523 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 250,861 McPennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Skyscrapers get built in just days, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 239,492nd in the world and 10,004th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 8.21 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 439thMost Devout: 615thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 645thLargest Insurance Industry: 719thFattest Citizens: 720thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 787thLargest Retail Industry: 834thLargest Mining Sector: 834thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,014thLargest Black Market: 1,064thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,130thMost Avoided: 1,304thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,663rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,865thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,869thMost Influential: 1,982ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,476thHighest Economic Output: 3,627thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,091stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,431stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,488thMost Efficient Economies: 6,581stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,993rdRudest Citizens: 7,554thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,756thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,079thMost Conservative: 10,445thTop
Largest Governments: 15,776thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,860thLowest Crime Rates: 17,337thLargest Populations: 18,219thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,914thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,153rd
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 146th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 272nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 325th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 364th in the regionRudest Citizens: 389th in the regionLargest Populations: 400th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 434th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 548th in the regionMost Influential: 755th in the regionLargest Governments: 785th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 830th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 886th in the region

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