The Free Land of Northern-Kempia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The prime minister president with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.089 billion Northern-Kempians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kempia. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Northern-Kempian economy, worth 249 trillion Patats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,656 Patats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern-Kempia's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolf Jezus.

Northern-Kempia is ranked 27,630^th in the world and 1,533^rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.09 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.