The Peninsula of La Baja California is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Damián Cimarron Chavez with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.628 billion Bajacalifornianos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuevo Tecate. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bajacalifornian economy, worth 127 trillion Brazoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 78,555 Brazoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Baja California's national animal is the Cimarron, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Takagism.

La Baja California is ranked 244,089^th in the world and 4,388^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -105.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.