The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Univercity | Father Knows Best State | “Motto” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Marxstadt | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Please do keep reading my motto” | |
| 3. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 4. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of Platinia | Democratic Socialists | “Help yourself first to better help others.” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Topazia | Democratic Socialists | “Help yourself first to better help others.” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of Reskellia | Democratic Socialists | “Help yourself first to better help others.” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | Left-wing Utopia | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of Sapphiria | Democratic Socialists | “Help yourself first to better help others.” | |
| 10. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” |
