The Cascadian State of Chukstik Illahi is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.167 billion Chukstikians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Q'alis Illahi. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chukstikian economy, worth a remarkable 5,868 trillion Chickamins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 386,933 Chickamins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium', schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime is totally unknown. Chukstik Illahi's national animal is the Orca -whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Chukstik Illahi is ranked 4,502^nd in the world and 147^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 607,649 Standard Monetary Units.