The Cascadian State of Chukstik Illahi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.317 billion Chukstikians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Q'alis Illahi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Chukstikian economy, worth an astonishing 11,409 trillion Chickamins a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 489,306 Chickamins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers. Crime is totally unknown. Chukstik Illahi's national animal is the Orca -whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Chukstik Illahi is ranked 1,691^st in the world and 100^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 191.45 cheeks turned per day.