The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.909 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,580 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,746 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 119,997^th in the world and 4,954^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 17.24 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.