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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 455thMost Influential: 798thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,567th
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Civil Rights
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Old Emporia

Population6.933 billion

CapitalNew Rapture


The Republic of Old Emporia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elizabeth with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.933 billion Old Emporians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rapture. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Old Emporian economy, worth 772 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 111,470 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime is totally unknown. Old Emporia's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Old Emporia is ranked 83,527th in the world and 3,814th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 55.66 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 455thMost Influential: 798thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,567thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,092ndMost Inclusive: 12,598thLargest Black Market: 12,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,632ndMost Developed: 14,230thHighest Drug Use: 16,797thMost Stationary: 16,830thMost Cultured: 17,062ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,435thMost Efficient Economies: 17,453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,709thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,039thSmartest Citizens: 18,361stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,418thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,568thMost Secular: 18,642ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,944thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 21,247thMost Pacifist: 22,961stMost Corrupt Governments: 23,206thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,768th
Highest Drug Use: 220th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 231st in the regionMost Influential: 289th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 329th in the regionMost Stationary: 390th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 577th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 640th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 729th in the regionMost Inclusive: 750th in the regionMost Developed: 802nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 836th in the regionMost Cultured: 877th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 898th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 908th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 926th in the regionLargest Populations: 929th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 938th in the regionMost Secular: 954th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 955th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 960th in the region

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