The Federation of Gragadoia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bob with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.576 billion Gragadoians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chuving. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Gragadoian economy, worth 438 trillion nougats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is 66,690 nougats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gragadoia's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Universal artificialism.

Gragadoia is ranked 134,125^th in the world and 2,447^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 143.5 cheeks per square mile.