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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 419thMost Influential: 739thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,545th
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State
Hail Joey!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.323 billion



The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.323 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 221,193 Beatles, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, baby monitors have been banned, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and the government is flooded with compensation requests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 48,359th in the world and 2,301st in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.28 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 419thMost Influential: 739thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,545thMost Pacifist: 2,165thRudest Citizens: 2,418thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,620thLargest Retail Industry: 2,663rdNicest Citizens: 3,418thMost Efficient Economies: 3,798thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,848thMost Inclusive: 3,917thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,169thLargest Governments: 4,454thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,591stMost Devout: 4,708thHighest Average Incomes: 4,986thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,295thMost Developed: 5,709thMost Cultured: 5,828thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,974thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,202ndSmartest Citizens: 6,283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,711thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,725thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,848thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,853rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,520thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,951stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,086thBest Weather: 8,300thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,093rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,095thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,800thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,657thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,958thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,306thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,197thHighest Economic Output: 15,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,332ndMost Rebellious Youth: 19,515th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 65th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 125th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 136th in the regionRudest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Devout: 196th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 199th in the regionNicest Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 222nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 236th in the regionLargest Governments: 238th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 239th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 249th in the regionMost Inclusive: 257th in the regionMost Influential: 268th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 275th in the regionMost Cultured: 298th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 303rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 313th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 314th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 343rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 345th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 346th in the regionMost Developed: 348th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 378th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 384th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 397th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 414th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 484th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 492nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 495th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 508th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 553rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 598th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 637th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 641st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 647th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 702nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 704th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joevala was endorsed by The Evil Lady of Nimarya.
  • : Joevala was endorsed by The Federal Republic of New Celoveniortan.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, baby monitors have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
  • : Joevala was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 304 » McMasterdonia, Valentine Z, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Sundred, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, Loutsland, Ethnon, Dabarastan, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Empy, Koda-Land, Holy Oranz, Interdimensional Zone, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Notyoutopia, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dreadton, Seenvorland, Steampunk Ariel, Ravendi, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Napnomadia, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Shadowrik, Wilkshire, Fendlium, Selfgradatude, Glurponia, Hamerica, Kranostav, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, Orado, Merconitonitopia, Daiz, Pallaith, Newpromisedland, Moubarakistan, United Kahndaq, Xagill, and 254 others.Sunto, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, The Iron Lions, Universal State Formula, Yokciq Empire, Omnistria, The Stratosphere Islands, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, Unsophisticate, Runeda, Clan Spaniel, Crader, Diodone, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, SORT, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Windmilluminati, Zecit, Varola, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, Unshleepd, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Xatin, Zeternia, Astronomical, Aeolist, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Joodey, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Animu Place, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Azzarel, Lemonbiscuits, Free Culture, Madjack, Simone Republic, French Bananastan, TyGerria, Chadinton, Walter Jackson, Xipher, Kragsgale, Innocentic, Changjo, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Potatolandium, Panama Coalition, Solskjar, WeKnow, Ice and Tinian, Heilhum Imperius, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Dicko, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Bend Mai, Cloydicia, Outer Shenendoah, Xarrel, Hardscrabble, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Feelonia, Draconian Progression, Austrian Confederacy, PotatoFarmers, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Pytong, Ozstan, Pasargad, Venicea, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Alice Gardens, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Ellbonnia, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Godwanna, The Jerichowan Country, Detrivania, Vexilia, Climeria, Hewani, Yellops, The Republic of Free Peoples, Nuronte, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, East Akra, Chukstik Illahi, United States of Medford, Republica Guilleana, Port Naga, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, GenshinImpact, Aruvicion, Wisconsota, Que Lukustinardon, Pleroma Sans Romans, Planes, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Zaeli, Sachi, Nordic-British Union, Fascist Democracy, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Confederacy of North America, Partax, Brsil, Jovian Knights, Yukti, Testnation223, Folenz, AGoodPlace, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Alorca, Barabolia, Esplandia, -Slovania, Soviet Terran, Katuda, Vesteysia, Iberia y las Colonias, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Dangine, The Ultimate Republic, The Sinclarian Provinces, Democatic Donkeys, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Randomcountryland, United Republic of Free States, Kromi, Shotokonia, Shabot, Kitzgos, Federacionale, Galaician Empire, Higher Cascadia, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Upper Libertatem, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Mon Island, Wooleystan, ForestMythal, Landfinia, Tyirza, KillerKahn, Centrialand, Perikuresu, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Britle, Ootasa, Korean-Joseon, Samoreubia, Libvillia, DIMAnism, Trooporia, Greater Ale Permars, Drash Mannistan, Ariele, New Avian, Novremia, Prevaland, Eternal Dominion, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Verderiesdre, Capablanca, Andanavia, Just Vibin, Sopernia, Solphine, Gafflebag, Kinitopia, Tringapore, Apollo Park, Duurania, Bearical, Zdagoburg, Drueste, Fizban, Nova Arcania, DeadlyAntics, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Noesantara, Snart, David Davidson, Vladmir Putin, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Nation1812, Zabacuz, Lionia, Sahriastan, Batatoland Empire, Rising Sakura, La Nouvelle-Orleans, Amblegreserland, ROM, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, New Celoveniortan, and Nimarya.

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