The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Montbean with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.424 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolburn. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,868 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 288,203 Valies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 845,650 per year while the poor average 77,427, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 2,039^th in the world and 117^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 183.32 cheeks turned per day.