The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.323 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 221,193 Beatles, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, baby monitors have been banned, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and the government is flooded with compensation requests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 48,359^th in the world and 2,301^st in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.28 Bank.