by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 399thMost Influential: 728thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,355th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Citius, Altius, Fortius
The Ghost of Late-Night TV
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.257 billion

LeaderThe Ghost of Late-Night TV


The Republic of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Ghost of Late-Night TV with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.257 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Nils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,531 Nils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cinnibar is ranked 16,211th in the world and 363rd in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 15.3 billion Capita.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 399thMost Influential: 728thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,355thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,575thMost Cultured: 4,277thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,393rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,752ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,457thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,357thMost Pacifist: 6,568thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,800thHealthiest Citizens: 7,495thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,517thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,803rdMost Developed: 8,023rdMost Rebellious Youth: 8,056thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,592ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,822ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,981stBest Weather: 9,183rdNicest Citizens: 9,242ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,225thLowest Crime Rates: 11,468thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,181stMost Inclusive: 12,419thMost Devout: 13,234thHighest Economic Output: 13,539thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,931stMost Stationary: 15,273rdLargest Governments: 16,179thLargest Populations: 16,211thMost Efficient Economies: 18,309thSafest: 19,728thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,667th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 109th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 149th in the regionMost Cultured: 225th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 230th in the regionMost Influential: 265th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 277th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 293rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 306th in the regionMost Stationary: 345th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 357th in the regionLargest Populations: 363rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 388th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 391st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 405th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 441st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 441st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 452nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 462nd in the regionMost Developed: 483rd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 508th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 518th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 519th in the regionNicest Citizens: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 541st in the regionBest Weather: 552nd in the regionMost Devout: 573rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 613th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 668th in the regionMost Inclusive: 734th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 754th in the regionLargest Governments: 821st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 965th in the region

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