The United Kingdom of Gojira is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Christina Rizal with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.113 billion Gojirans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kujira Atomica. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gojiran economy, worth 655 trillion G-Cells a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,228 G-Cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Christina Rizal reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gojira's national animal is the Nigrum Crocodiles, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Rovigan Trinitism and Kaijuanism.

Gojira is ranked 15,458^th in the world and 469^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.35 law-abiding acts per hour.