The Autocratic State of Kitzgos is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Shung-Blef with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-working, cynical population of 923 million Kitzgosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsay. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kitzgosian economy, worth 113 trillion Kit Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,939 Kit Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitzgos's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kitzgos is ranked 6,436^th in the world and 274^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 59.78 Whatever.