The Nekominion of Down Scoblic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Lady Olesia Tiomich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.074 billion Scoblese are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regalona. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoblese economy, worth a remarkable 1,009 trillion North Regional Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,948 North Regional Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, and army pay is to kill and die for. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Down Scoblic's national animal is the Antlered Regstrvainia Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ketomarism.

Down Scoblic is ranked 3,740^th in the world and 174^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 122.98 law-abiding acts per hour.