The United Republican Federation of Mortionia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sara Kinali with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.324 billion Mortionians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morbinville. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mortionian economy, worth 940 trillion Mortionian lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,687 Mortionian lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, army rations are served on silver platters, and Mortionian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mortionia's national animal is the Morbius, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mortionia is ranked 184,696^th in the world and 3,585^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 173.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.