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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 583rdMost Influential: 937thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,192nd
The Monarchy of Potatoes of
New York Times Democracy
The Potatoes Never Give Up
Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Batatoland Empire

Population3.664 billion

LeaderIsabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto


The Monarchy of Potatoes of Batatoland Empire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.664 billion Batatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Batatolandian economy, worth 368 trillion Xăzis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 100,669 Xăzis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, pledging just four hours of spare time to police work earns a named credit on the government's official website, and everyone hates people who encourage hate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the carrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Batatoland Empire is ranked 17,389th in the world and 981st in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 85.16 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 583rdMost Influential: 937thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 7,192ndSafest: 7,253rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,225thBest Weather: 10,253rdMost Devout: 10,469thMost Pacifist: 11,228thHealthiest Citizens: 11,864thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 12,819thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,916thMost Inclusive: 13,300thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,553rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,697thNicest Citizens: 14,097thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,475thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,818thLowest Crime Rates: 15,151stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,303rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,859thMost Developed: 17,389thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,490thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,668thLargest Governments: 20,193rdSmartest Citizens: 21,877thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,841st
Most Influential: 346th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 372nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 393rd in the regionSafest: 412th in the regionMost Devout: 448th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 607th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 618th in the regionMost Pacifist: 652nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 678th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 693rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 712th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 755th in the regionNicest Citizens: 768th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 780th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 782nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 792nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 806th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 828th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 836th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 870th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 901st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 936th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 955th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Batatoland Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Batatoland Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Batatoland Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Batatoland Empire endorsed The Republic of AmManies.
  • : Batatoland Empire was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, everyone hates people who encourage hate.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, pledging just four hours of spare time to police work earns a named credit on the government's official website.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 257 » Unshleepd, Pallaith, Ethnon, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, 1 very fast endotarter, Empy, Fendlium, Zeternia, Interdimensional Zone, Guer Aike, Dreadton, El Fiji Grande, Hamerica, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Newpromisedland, Shibutani, Orado, Omnistria, New Lakemba, Siwale, Aeolist, Frances Francis the First of France, Daiz, Selfgradatude, The Pantheons, Ver Testua, Astronomical, Xagill, North Bratislava, Notyoutopia, Dar es Saalam, Shadowrik, The Serdey Islands, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Sunto, Holy Oranz, Territorio di Nessuno, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, Glurponia, Maott, PotatoFarmers, Korovan Isles, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Wilkshire, and 207 others.Valentine Z, Loutsland, Sikol, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Timothea, Xentherida, Zzozona, Sil Dorsett, The Tampa Bay Rays, Termathe, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Kranostav, Brucklania, Simone Republic, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, The Teddy, Joodey, Yokciq Empire, Eywaan, Clan Spaniel, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Xipher, Loptous, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Moubarakistan, Votak Matim, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Napnomadia, WeKnow, Zokk, Innocentic, Austrian Confederacy, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, TLTland, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Yalkan, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, Merconitonitopia, Republica Guilleana, Godwanna, A Salmon Named Harold, A Ordem do Caos, Goblin Gang, Pytong, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Aetulia, Venicea, Advancia-Sizzletown, Ardretia, Altivia, Alqulonde, Anungu, Amblegreserland, Ausnakulia, Ozstan, Arrivederci, Bankowiata, Aingard, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Barabolia, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, AverageJoevlania, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Ellbonnia, Free Atlantis, Odelinor, Slyakanya, Strongwill, Dangine, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Climeria, Yellops, Seijitsu, New Michag, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Star Kingdom, Darkmondoria, United Kahndaq, Svenskskit, Galbadiana, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Muqatil, Solcius, Volstokn, -Slovania, Vesteysia, Kromi, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Gondwanaia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Travislavania, Siforpeo, Tyirza, Super Girl, Shahrukh, TyGerria, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Kinitopia, Mon Island, ForestMythal, Freyford, Tsandonown, Noesantara, HiJakeItsMeTheo, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Communist Lukania, Sympathy Mesa, Defense For The World Assembly, Perikuresu, German Spitsbergen, Duryanistan, Erisoria, Atrito, Britle, Jaxikistan, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Card Kingdom, Andanavia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Fraystonia, Havonosa, Novremia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Bearical, Nova Arcania, Arquan, Que Lukustinardon, Nation1812, Rising Sakura, United Capitalist Provinces, Azzarel, Drueste, Joevala, The Enlightened Tugas, Sahriastan, Malta Comino Gozo, Conservative State of Poland, Alcavia, Ice and Tinian, Logovets, The Bureaucratic Territories, Lionia, Ameroind, Cloydicia, Capablanca, Dakota Territories, Sanavolea, The Blazeland Administration, Potatolandium, Tibus Heth, ROM, Nimarya, Cereskia, New Celoveniortan, Pazair, Praeceps, Palgo, Ravensblast, Dabarastan, Tringapore, East Akra, and AmManies.

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