The Grand and Most Serene Duchy of Unimaginable Doom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Ducal Highness Vandervahn Chistu with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 30.5 billion Duxians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astor Citadel. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dux economy, worth a remarkable 8,483 trillion Gold Sovereigns a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 278,159 Gold Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unimaginable Doom's national animal is the Sable Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unimaginable Doom is ranked 315,628^th in the world and 5,893^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -14.28 on the Hickory Productivity Index.