The Holy Empire of Geldrauschenstadt is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Werner Vonderbank with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.707 billion Geldmenschen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augenkraften. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Geldrauschenmensch economy, worth 246 trillion Kaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 91,055 Kaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pledging just four hours of spare time to police work earns a named credit on the government's official website, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geldrauschenstadt's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is MONEY.

Geldrauschenstadt is ranked 246,998^th in the world and 4,375^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 6.34 flags saluted per person per day.