by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 252ndMost Influential: 1,025thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,754th
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Economy is in our blood
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.477 billion



The Empire of Darkmondoria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by A with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, digital currency, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.477 billion Darkmondorians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkmondorian economy, worth 252 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 171,214 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 755,225 per year while the poor average 24,324, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

Citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darkmondoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mondoria.

Darkmondoria is ranked 3,065th in the world and 85th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 755,225 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 252ndMost Influential: 1,025thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,754thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,761stMost Avoided: 2,816thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,880thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,065thFattest Citizens: 3,476thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,599thHighest Crime Rates: 3,629thLargest Retail Industry: 3,751stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,971stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,991stMost Efficient Economies: 5,755thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,062ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,419thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,712thHighest Average Incomes: 10,272ndMost Armed: 10,587thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,108thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,775thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,353rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,409thLargest Mining Sector: 16,218thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,788thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,289thLargest Black Market: 20,552ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,429thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,136thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,396thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,279th
Most Avoided: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 85th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 88th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 93rd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 94th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionFattest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 143rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 154th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 184th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 205th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 207th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 239th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 272nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 311th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 325th in the regionMost Armed: 363rd in the regionMost Influential: 390th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 410th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 477th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 480th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 486th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 552nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 555th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 610th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 705th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 705th in the regionLargest Black Market: 767th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 768th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 823rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 854th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 873rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 930th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Darkmondoria endorsed The Federal Republic of British-Australia.
  • : Darkmondoria endorsed The Dominion of Outer Shenendoah.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Darkmondoria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Darkmondoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, the only place where one can see the Darkmondorian cherry tree is in a museum.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 387 » Pytong, Animu Place, Nordic-British Union, Dangine, Lorigia, Itallitopia, Figyjharli, Aerilia, Hamerica, Ocharckia, Amerian States, Lulubellia, A Salmon Named Harold, Ergazomenoi, Bend Mai, Dakota Territories, RepublicCity, Morgul, Cretox State, KhalChicken, USSRITWILLWORK, Kragsgale, Ellbonnia, Picairn, Former English Colony, The Union of Rwanda, Koda-Land, Yaorozu, Federacionale, Guer Aike, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kazoo Basin, AmManies, Terrax, The Tampa Bay Rays, Orogonia, WeKnow, New Bedre, Pallaith, 1 very fast endotarter, Bankowiata, Ramiru, TLTland, Tvers, Chukstik Illahi, Aeolist, Clan Spaniel, Loutsland, Xipher, Eri-Maqa-Ena, and 337 others.Anungu, Ethnon, A Ordem do Caos, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Orado, Altivia, Arimbia, Dicko, Cloydicia, Confederacy of North America, Svenskskit, Climeria, Aetulia, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Theriyon Empire, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Slyakanya, New Feltre, Sundred, Odelinor, North Bratislava, The Iron Lions, Simone Republic, United Kahndaq, Detrivania, Newam, Omnistria, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Zzozona, Cartures, Apscorren, Valentine Z, Blyskalia, Eraver, Shibutani, Venicea, Hardscrabble, Fieldia, Interdimensional Zone, Republica Guilleana, Feelonia, Free Culture, Fendlium, Territorio di Nessuno, Cinnibar, East Akra, Alqulonde, Godwanna, Siwale, Fascist Democracy, Ardretia, Frances Francis the First of France, The Rhein States, Phoronu, Ereena, Eastern Cous Empria, Runeda, Chadinton, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Garnet Liberty, Wilkshire, Sunto, Kwaj, Amblegreserland, Esplandia, Alice Gardens, The Republic of Free Peoples, New Lakemba, Vyata Temor, Azzarel, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Morburn, Votak Matim, The Real Ram Ranch, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Canineia, Aeurithianar, Rainengrad, Kranostav, Jan Mackistan, Central Ryal, Yellops, Gainesixtan, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, BrightFutures, Zemper Macro, Samfoychi, Aruvicion, Folenz, Nuronte, Libertania Democratica, Selfgradatude, AverageJoevlania, Strongwill, Greater Pittsburgh, His Enduring Majesty, Nodnarb, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Aingard, Joodey, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Asooka, Wisconsota, Ilmatil, Unsophisticate, Obelias, Wineclaw, Zipties, Ardulac, Liminyj, Barabolia, Volstokn, Ice and Tinian, Zokk, Shabot, Pradovnia, Newpromisedland, MonkeMafiaTopia, Andexia, Sevinland, Imperial Pieserged, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, Xagill, Holy Oranz, Moneyflows, Ravendi, Sikol, Xentherida, Heilhum Imperius, Ausnakulia, Hewani, Sil Dorsett, Dabarastan, Xarrel, Seijitsu, Planes, Wodan, Pokemanland, Warnen, Inspiratus, Eywaan, Zabacuz, Mon Island, Innocentic, Kyruev, Testnation223, Vene Gra, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, GenshinImpact, The Papal Catholic States, The Endless Eventide, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Graccia, Gendirt, South Baba, San Vino, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Soviet Terran, SORT, Arthyia, Multius, Seenvorland, PEG, Brsil, Zyvetskistaahn, Keurig Machines, Xanatosi, Malta Comino Gozo, Panama Coalition, The Windmilluminati, The English Alliance, Termathe, Navorden, Draconian Progression, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Muqatil, Lemonbiscuits, Madjack, Trooporia, Democratie, Pasargad, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Rockwell Islands, Arrivederci, Colfes, Changjo, Noesantara, East Wushen, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, McMasterdonia, Patrician, Moubarakistan, Progressitalia, Chowda, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Aoncarpa, Kromi, Svenskan, New Celoveniortan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Minich, Batatoland Empire, Maott, Trumpski, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Katuda, Travislavania, Shotokonia, Austrian Confederacy, Super Girl, AC Micronation Principality of Julian KG, Xyrron, Centrialand, BTProductions, ForestMythal, Alorca, San Felipe, Cereskia, Galaician Empire, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, The Jerichowan Country, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Qurtuba, Viridiann, Jaxikistan, Perikuresu, Hepek, Religioncord, Mardessa, Tsandonown, Liberum Hibernia, Cajland, Defense For The World Assembly, Tyirza, Earapperilnatopia, Lemsrow, Democatic Donkeys, Randomcountryland, Sounq, Verderiesdre, Western Vapia, Colonies of Free Temeria, Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum, The Cold Northern North, Laurendon, Sudestasia, Cornwallis Bay, Harmonypine, Nordliches Stadt, Communist Lukania, Tamlra, Federal Republic of Genosha, The Kingdom of Gamblers, Nagaur, The holy German 6th Reich, Old Emporia, LostLegion, PlanetMercury, Duryanistan, Manticore utopia, KillerKahn, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Foulkes Island, Desvios, Nyock, Rockamaba, Sahbido, Landfinia, NationalPizza, Chiho, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Marmiedon, Tachycardia, Pizzerelia, Britle, Northern Roman Republic, The Calabash Protectorate, Wapistan, North Unity, Seanat, Miamington, Ootasa, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Atlunartemis, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Gafflebag, Ariele, Potatolandium, Novo cruzeiro, Tringapore, Drash Mannistan, Intion North, Kim Da-mi, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Solimun, Capablanca, Rising Sakura, Novremia, Paul Pasch, Andanavia, Sopernia, Apollo Park, Nova Arcania, Caballeronia, Bearical, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Enomeni Ipeiros, Kinitopia, Lionia, Sahriastan, Outer Shenendoah, and British-Australia.

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