by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,351stLargest Mining Sector: 1,763rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,244th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
We will Rock you!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.353 billion

LeaderFreddie Mercury


The Kingdom of PlanetMercury is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Freddie Mercury with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.353 billion PlanetMercuries are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bulsara. The average income tax rate is 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient PlanetMercuryian economy, worth 377 trillion pounds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 160,250 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, and the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PlanetMercury's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

PlanetMercury is ranked 24,631st in the world and 862nd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 287,934 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,351stLargest Mining Sector: 1,763rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,244thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,134thMost Influential: 3,140thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,286thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,493rdMost Armed: 4,496thFattest Citizens: 5,757thLargest Black Market: 6,651stNudest: 7,223rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,283rdMost Avoided: 7,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,475thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,481stMost Secular: 10,267thMost Efficient Economies: 10,295thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,385thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,429thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,716thHighest Average Incomes: 12,129thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,683rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,454thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,808thLargest Governments: 18,304thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,633rdMost Advanced Public Education: 23,619thMost Developed: 24,163rd
Largest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 126th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Armed: 165th in the regionFattest Citizens: 209th in the regionNudest: 259th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 277th in the regionLargest Black Market: 292nd in the regionMost Avoided: 295th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 349th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 357th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 440th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 443rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 515th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 565th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 577th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 862nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 900th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 903rd in the regionLargest Governments: 919th in the region

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