The Kingdom of PlanetMercury is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Freddie Mercury with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.353 billion PlanetMercuries are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bulsara. The average income tax rate is 69.5%.
The frighteningly efficient PlanetMercuryian economy, worth 377 trillion pounds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 160,250 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, and the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PlanetMercury's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : PlanetMercury was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Que Lukustinardon.
- : PlanetMercury was endorsed by The United States of The Blazeland Administration.
- : PlanetMercury was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
- : PlanetMercury voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
- : PlanetMercury voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
- : Following new legislation in PlanetMercury, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
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