The Gònghéguó of Tanbearia is a massive, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.892 billion Tanbearis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xi'an. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tanbeari economy, worth 423 trillion Gold yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 146,605 Gold yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, the Xi'an Film Festival recently voted 'Tanbeari Getting Hit By Football' as best film, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tanbearia's national animal is the Qīnglóng, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mínsú zōngjiào.

Tanbearia is ranked 15,366^th in the world and 506^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,391.31 on the Clooney Contribution Index.