Population | 20.778 billion |
Capital | New Canberra |
Leader | The Committee |
Currency | New Lakembian Standard Kebab |
Animal | Animal Kingdom |
The Commonwealth of New Lakemba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Committee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.778 billion New Lakembans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient New Lakemban economy, worth a remarkable 7,276 trillion New Lakembian Standard Kebabs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 350,197 New Lakembian Standard Kebabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to New Lakemba as a reminder of their "special relationship", and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown. New Lakemba's national animal is the Animal Kingdom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New Lakemba is ranked 311,022nd in the world and 6,053rd in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.33 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania.
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Sublime State of Ottoman Empireee.
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to New Lakemba as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : New Lakemba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jar Wattinree".
- : New Lakemba voted against the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
- : Following new legislation in New Lakemba, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
- : New Lakemba was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Orbundao.
- : New Lakemba was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Kingdom of Fries 2, curing 39 million infected.
World Assembly
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Confederacy of North America, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Viridiann, Hentaigraado, Andanavia, Phoronu, Laxoimia, Frontia, Gendirt, Aeurithianar, Dem Republic of Romania, Khoik, Tamarvand, The Union of Galaxies, Atrito, Rinadia, Soviet Terran, Pradovnia, AmManies, KAP03land, Elomania, The Sinclarian Provinces, Etanur, Crystal Creation, Former English Colony, David Davidson, Kranostav, Sri Temasekia, Russila, Esperonia, Segesta, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Eurochina, Wineclaw, Spartoi, Frances Francis the First of France, Laforeia, Loutsland, Nistriabar, Mk Steele, Harjad, South Baba, Simone Republic, Panama Coalition, Itanland, PotatoFarmers, United States of Medford, Vlenkenov, Merconitonitopia, Horrorlandian State, Batatoland Empire, Everything Decided at Random, The Confederate States of America, Mesvice, VictorH, Votak Matim, The Valasia, Federation of Vanguard, Risenfall, DOLYKA, The Iron Lions, Elephant Bill Land, LandOfTheKingsPeople, Prydania, Ventakia, Achernar Prime, 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