The United Socialist Republic of Furballland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Szurigaph Úntiæŕlæva Ķehoriananiuautjial with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.022 billion Furballlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanguszapevunn-Yúvíliq-Ğrìģorię. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Furballlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,734 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 248,122 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Furballland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and the government has been criticized for giving away Furballland's territory to anyone who claims it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furballland's national animal is the Tuszuvudszkha Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Szwartschzerveéklædszser.

Furballland is ranked 526^th in the world and 29^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 195.08 law-abiding acts per hour.