The Equivocal Extraterrestrial of Allied Stumbler is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Void with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.621 billion Degenerates enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Degenerate economy, worth a remarkable 2,155 trillion Glorified Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 202,922 Glorified Papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new generation of space-obsessed youth are convinced there's nothing out there, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, a video of The Void wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Allied Stumbler's national animal is the Weeaboo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Futurism.

Allied Stumbler is ranked 73,255^th in the world and 1,207^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,632.25 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.