The United Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.205 billion Poles enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth 994 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,089 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered species face obesity instead of extinction, Conservative State of Poland recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 3,527^th in the world and 200^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.58 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.