The Honorable Republic of Kwaj is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.632 billion Kwajers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 1,694 trillion Gold Coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,279 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, Amata Kabua always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 244,816^th in the world and 9,378^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.1 Weapons Per Person.