The Third Federation of Tvers is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nonl Olwysreön with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.54 billion Tajivrs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klaesnja. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tavastrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion Kolskqs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,878 Kolskqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The TBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Klaesnja Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown. Tvers's national animal is the Orange, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glyaess.

Tvers is ranked 37,042^nd in the world and 1,292^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.99 law-abiding acts per hour.