Population | 12.627 billion |
Capital | WiyNei |
Leader | Bronzefishy |
Faith | Worship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle |
Currency | Iousy |
Animal | Deadly Garden Snake |
The Unpleasant Drainpipe of Gurou is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bronzefishy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.627 billion Gurouans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WiyNei. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Gurouan economy, worth a remarkable 3,030 trillion Iousies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 240,007 Iousies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', and doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gurou's national animal is the Deadly Garden Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle.
Gurou is ranked 305,952nd in the world and 7,067th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -6 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gurou was endorsed by The Empire of Crownz Capital.
- : Gurou was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : Gurou was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : Gurou was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Gurou was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Gurou was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : Gurou was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : Gurou was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Gurou was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
- : Gurou was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska.
World Assembly
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