Population | 19.4 billion |
Capital | Florence |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | eagle |
The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.4 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 2,183 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,566 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the SORTan military unleashed its biological weapons, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
SORT is ranked 258,850th in the world and 6,310th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SORT was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Lugarvat Multiconfederacy of Lugarvatn.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Volcanic Islands of Nistriabar.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Republic of Auvangad Eng.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 196 » Shibutani, Filibustra, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Great Bights Mum, Pazair, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Kwaj, Wolffoxia, Tsandonown, Koda-Land, Corfad, Former English Colony, Varisland, Kranostav, Omnistria, Dreadton, Radicaster, North Bratislava, Chipoli, Unshleepd, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Regallio, The Zheng Dynasty, TheLandOfFunFunFun, The Arverni Lands, Ethnon, New Trisone, The Austro Germanic Union, Harjad, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Xagill, Wilkshire, Wisconsota, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Austro-Bavarian States, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Laforeia, and 146 others.Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Wineclaw, Jeltronian WA Mission, PotatoFarmers, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Oannia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Simone Republic, Etanur, Nationeer, Votak Matim, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Proserpino, KAP03land, Maott, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Laurendon, South Parter, Viridiann, Federation of Vanguard, Furballland, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Rex Republic, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Empy, Valentine Z, Idotistanistan, Kaschovia, Kingdom of Time, Rinadia, Dakota Territories, DarkMondoria, Yokciq Empire, Singamadri, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Unsophisticate, Petronellania, Alire, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Coders, Libaga, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Batatoland Empire, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Oskland, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, The Jerichowan Country, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, Bodhisva, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Mystiquelle, Tugupaw, The Police, Ijo, Sindoesia, Vertigoism, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Sur Isles, Republiqueducroissant, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Velting-Instan, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, New Bismuthium, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Gojira, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, Segesta, Arucaria, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Photan, Halsoni, Luminerra, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Nebiyar, Germanic Cat, Eludmonden, Kainin, Moonhaven, Myth Of Saints, Fragrancia, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Endus Mea Fral, Norwegian FOREST cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Lugarvatn, Aoncarpa, Nu Elysium, and Picairn.