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Rudest Citizens: 225thMost Subsidized Industry: 377thLargest Information Technology Sector: 690th
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Greater Cesnica

Population9.158 billion

CapitalDepla City
LeaderAbdus Hassan Zagghaf


The Crown Republic of Greater Cesnica is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Abdus Hassan Zagghaf with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.158 billion Cesnicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depla City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Cesnican economy, worth a remarkable 3,260 trillion Shullings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,011 Shullings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cesnica's national animal is the vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cesnica is ranked 229,437th in the world and 6th in Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army for Most Primitive, scoring -845.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Rudest Citizens: 225thMost Subsidized Industry: 377thLargest Information Technology Sector: 690thMost Efficient Economies: 702ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,239thLargest Black Market: 1,244thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,310thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,337thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,762ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,866thLargest Governments: 1,912thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,228thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,251stTop
Most Inclusive: 2,350thMost Cultured: 2,360thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,527thMost Developed: 2,558thHighest Food Quality: 2,580thSmartest Citizens: 2,632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,650thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,876thHighest Drug Use: 3,416thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,926thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,153rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,369thHighest Economic Output: 4,372ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,157thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,222ndNudest: 7,020thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,067thMost Patriotic: 7,274thHealthiest Citizens: 7,594thMost Secular: 7,636thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,949thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,996thLowest Crime Rates: 8,548thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14,921stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,625thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,298thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,051st

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