The United Socialist States of Luniandez is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mathemayi with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.352 billion Lunians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Olinda. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,145 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,525 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luniandez's national animal is the Lunian monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Luniandez is ranked 9,319^th in the world and 476^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 165.65 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.