The Kingdom of David Davidson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by David Davidson with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 21.264 billion Sheparders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MollieMax. The average income tax rate is 27.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient David Davidsonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,903 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 136,539 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. David Davidson's national animal is the Austrailian Shepards, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

David Davidson is ranked 280,872^nd in the world and 5,075^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 15.18 cheeks turned per day.