The Confederazione Unita Reale of Roman Empire August is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Arthurus Maximilianus Augustus LXXI with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.077 billion Roman Central Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Rome. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Augustian Cornelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,981 trillion Roman £s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 279,934 Roman £s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roman Empire August isn't what it used to be, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, Roman Central Europeans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and saying "don't do anything that Arthurus Maximilianus Augustus LXXI wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roman Empire August's national animal is the Ancient Grey Crown Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Isacian faith's.

Roman Empire August is ranked 6,756^th in the world and 114^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 1,143.5 cheeks per square mile.