The Gℓσяισυѕ мαι∂αя¢ну of Socialist Lop is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Akyama the Endearing and Lovable with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.053 billion Maidgirls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Land of Akyama's Supes Cute Cottage. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cute and Adorable economy, worth 403 trillion Rose Shards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,436 Rose Shards, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Socialist Lop" at foreigners, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Lop's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maidarchy.

Socialist Lop is ranked 37,855^th in the world and 949^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.3 law-abiding acts per hour.