The United States of AJTON is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by AJ Oricoli with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.971 billion AJTONS enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jocksun. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AJTONEST economy, worth 762 trillion AJTS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,777 AJTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, and healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AJTON's national animal is the Cheetasaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellenic and Christianity.

AJTON is ranked 300,080^th in the world and 5,583^rd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.75 flags saluted per person per day.