The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Kyle of Kyles with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.334 billion Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytopia. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kylean economy, worth a remarkable 2,364 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 208,641 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Kyleans, and employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Republic of Kyle's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle is ranked 28,131^st in the world and 943^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 276,764 Standard Monetary Units.