The 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁𝒾𝒸 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓂 of Chao Phraya River is a massive, safe nation, ruled by ꧁𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 ꧂ with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.399 billion Chao Phrayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kêt thuc bâu trói. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chao Phrayan economy, worth 502 trillion Tiền Mặts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 147,869 Tiền Mặts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Chao Phraya River's radio stations, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chao Phraya River's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Thần Mặt Trăng.

Chao Phraya River is ranked 94,629^th in the world and 1,869^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,364.01 on the Hickory Productivity Index.