Population | 7.729 billion |
Capital | Snowsville |
Leader | Emperor Snow Frostwing |
Faith | The Brotherhood of Snow |
Currency | snowbuck |
Animal | Dragon |
The Empire of Snowsland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Snow Frostwing with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.729 billion Snowslandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowsville. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Snowslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,960 trillion snowbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,714 snowbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snowsland's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Brotherhood of Snow.
Snowsland is ranked 8,480th in the world and 385th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 128 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Snowsland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Snowsland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : Snowsland was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Following new legislation in Snowsland, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
- : Following new legislation in Snowsland, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Snowsland was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : Snowsland was endorsed by The United Municipalities of The Jerichowan Country.
- : Snowsland was endorsed by The Volcanic Islands of Nistriabar.
- : Snowsland was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
- : Snowsland was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 150 » Corfad, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Laforeia, Aguaria Major, Gorundu, Siwale, Radicaster, PlanetMercury, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Darkanistan, Koda-Land, Nouvel Empire, Kwaj, Former English Colony, Great Bights Mum, Laurendon, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Southern Moosetopia, Varisland, Thought Obliteration, Jeltronian WA Mission, Loutsland, Zerentopia, Wilkshire, Pazair, Wolffoxia, New Lakemba, Dreadton, Esperonia, Filibustra, Kandorith, Austro-Bavarian States, Russila, Chipoli, IHateRights, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Etanur, PotatoFarmers, Frances Francis the First of France, Federation of Vanguard, Marlducro, TamilPesum, Simone Republic, Advancia-Sizzletown, Ethnon, Catalis, Sil Dorsett, and 100 others.North Bratislava, Wisconsota, Oannia, South Parter, Tsandonown, Kranostav, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Wineclaw, Unshleepd, Northern-Kempia, Arucaria, Frieszia, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Empy, Pinky Queen, Idotistanistan, Kaschovia, Kingdom of Time, Nationeer, Xagill, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, KAP03land, Pallaith, Ayuzhhhhh, Omnistria, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Bedsonya, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Batatoland Empire, Inclement Space, The Police, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Bodhisva, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Lionsroar, Democratic Republic of Magley, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Republiqueducroissant, Votak Matim, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Alire, Galbadiana, Neptunian Military Administration, Singamadri, Mystiquelle, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Segesta, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Furballland, Luminerra, Arostica, Verderiesdre, McMasterdonia, New Chiken, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Fragrancia, Mount Marvin, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST cat, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, The Jerichowan Country, Altivia, Picairn, Nu Elysium, and Aoncarpa.