The Imperial Sovereign Fleet of Regallio is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Chang-Kai Holstein with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, vat-grown people, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.945 billion Regallanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HMS Zhenich. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Regallanese economy, worth a remarkable 3,469 trillion Armada Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 499,582 Armada Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, only the brainiest citizens become academics, and the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regallio's national animal is the Kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Kaiser.

Regallio is ranked 314,865^th in the world and 5,925^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 1.75 cheeks per square mile.