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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 50thMost Influential: 181stMost Devout: 664th
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
On, Bison!
Old Saxophone Joe
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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North Bratislava

Population9.372 billion

CapitalDinkytown
LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy

Currencypound
Animalbison

The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.372 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,787 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,764 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, the weather in Dinkytown is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 230,704th in the world and 8,728th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 38.79 Whatever.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 50thMost Influential: 181stMost Devout: 664thMost Beautiful Environments: 954thBest Weather: 988thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,008thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,086thMost Cultured: 1,130thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,141stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,290thMost Pacifist: 1,310thSafest: 1,441stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,456thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,952ndNicest Citizens: 2,061stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,217thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,243rdTop
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Most Developed: 2,477thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,500thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,515thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,553rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,665thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,821stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,001stLargest Governments: 3,052ndSmartest Citizens: 3,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,391stMost Inclusive: 4,619thLowest Crime Rates: 4,722ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,479thHighest Average Incomes: 7,664thHighest Economic Output: 9,557thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,215thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,420thMost Stationary: 10,899thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,019thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,756thMost Politically Free: 17,968th
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Most Devout: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 65th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 68th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 82nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 87th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 94th in the regionTop
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Safest: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 117th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 120th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 135th in the regionNicest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Politically Free: 147th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Developed: 160th in the regionLargest Governments: 161st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 164th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 167th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 170th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 240th in the regionMost Stationary: 241st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 253rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 300th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 302nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 362nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 363rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 575th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 596th in the regionLargest Populations: 676th in the regionMost Income Equality: 692nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 819th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 839th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in North Bratislava, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned.
  • : North Bratislava voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : North Bratislava was endorsed by The United States of The Blazeland Administration.
  • : North Bratislava was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in North Bratislava, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in North Bratislava, the weather in Dinkytown is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in North Bratislava, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in North Bratislava, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in North Bratislava, North Bratislavan junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers.
  • : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Federation of Charest.

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