The Commonwealth of Antegolia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 139 million Antegolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Antegolian economy, worth 5.66 trillion yads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,734 yads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, much of Antegolia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", and a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Antegolia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Antegolia is ranked 144,629^th in the world and 2,873^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -50.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.