The Federal Republic of PwRepublic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Obama with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.94 billion PwRepublicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal Palace. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PwRepublician economy, worth 393 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,949 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Most people attending churches are maintenance workers, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Federal Palace make great practice for foreign snipers, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and Federal Palace University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PwRepublic's national animal is the American HoneyBadger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ObamaCare.

PwRepublic is ranked 10,570^th in the world and 321^st in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 202,949.61 Standard Monetary Units.