The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.918 billion Texaskans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth 473 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 162,244 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, all streets are privately owned toll roads, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texaska is ranked 64,953^rd in the world and 1,787^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,969.58 on the Gilded Widget Scale.