The Independent Premises of Jeltronian WA Mission is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President of the Jeltronian WA Mission with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.109 billion WA Missioners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian WA Missionian economy, worth 496 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,659 Jeltronian Estedoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 452,594 per year while the poor average 45,011, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, and criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronian WA Mission's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronian WA Mission is ranked 12,163^rd in the world and 525^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.56 law-abiding acts per hour.