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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 271st
The Greyest Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You are lucky to have been born here.
Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.331 billion

CapitalOld Hell
LeaderŦ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚
FaithThe Beekeeper Association

Currencyhandful of dead bees

The Greyest Holy Empire of Gendirt is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.331 billion Gendirtors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 64.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 7,544 trillion handful of dead beeses a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 411,595 handful of dead beeses, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, there's a bright dawn ahead for Gendirt, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", and advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚'s most personal functions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the yukkuri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 5,679th in the world and 291st in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 140.43 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 271stLargest Black Market: 283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 439thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 497thLowest Crime Rates: 522ndHighest Average Incomes: 702ndMost Developed: 816thSmartest Citizens: 826thMost Influential: 854thHighest Economic Output: 931stMost Valuable International Artwork: 947thLongest Average Lifespans: 954thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,002ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,195thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,368thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,451stMost Inclusive: 2,584thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,940thMost Secular: 3,028thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,065thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,067thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,099thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,009thMost Efficient Economies: 4,308thLargest Governments: 5,403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,609thRudest Citizens: 5,679thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,883rdLargest Gambling Industry: 6,913thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,676thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,129thLargest Populations: 9,795thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,399thMost Cultured: 11,691stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,796thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,206thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,245thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,562nd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 57th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 103rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 105th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 107th in the regionLargest Populations: 147th in the regionMost Inclusive: 169th in the regionMost Secular: 172nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 173rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 186th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 229th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 229th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 275th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 280th in the regionLargest Governments: 289th in the regionRudest Citizens: 291st in the regionMost Influential: 312th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 336th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 348th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 444th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 444th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 593rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 657th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 693rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 729th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 816th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚'s most personal functions.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy".
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, there's a bright dawn ahead for Gendirt.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Gendirt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 274 » Territorio di Nessuno, Sil Dorsett, El Fiji Grande, Simone Republic, Ethnon, Daiz, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, Dar es Saalam, Corfad, Unshleepd, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, Hamerica, Newpromisedland, Interdimensional Zone, Guer Aike, Zzozona, The Rhein States, Sikol, Yaorozu, Planes, Orado, Shibutani, Pallaith, The Sansvich, McMasterdonia, New Lakemba, The Tampa Bay Rays, Former English Colony, Empy, Brucklania, Malta Comino Gozo, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sunto, North Bratislava, Selfgradatude, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Fendlium, Loutsland, Omnistria, Dreadton, 1 very fast endotarter, The Calabash Protectorate, The Iron Lions, Libertania Democratica, Prydania, Aeolist, Xagill, and 224 others.Kranostav, Clan Spaniel, Yokciq Empire, Seenvorland, Seanat, Valentine Z, Joodey, Zeternia, Korovan Isles, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Kragsgale, Xipher, Dangine, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Eastern Cous Empria, WeKnow, Moubarakistan, Sattelbach, Pleroma Sans Romans, North Armatas, Panama Coalition, Napnomadia, Ataraxia Somnia, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Eywaan, Votak Matim, Innocentic, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Cartures, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Pradovnia, A Ordem do Caos, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, Walter Jackson, Sebatopia, Maott, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Unsophisticate, Wilkshire, Porotia, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Kureizen, Pytong, Venicea, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Nova Arcania, Ozstan, The Stratosphere Islands, Sanghyeok, PEG, Pasargad, Reinoniananiananonanonona, AverageJoevlania, The Endless Eventide, MonkeMafiaTopia, Rainengrad, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Laurendon, Inspiratus, Zokk, Navorden, LostLegion, Dicko, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Lemonbiscuits, The Bureaucratic Territories, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Aetulia, Glurponia, Desvios, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Ellbonnia, Odelinor, Port Naga, Strongwill, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Climeria, East Akra, Seijitsu, Rinadia, Western Vapia, Chukstik Illahi, Obelias, Garnet Liberty, The Austro Germanic Union, Ardretia, Theriyon Empire, Necromonia, Alice Gardens, Blyskalia, Republica Guilleana, Jovian Knights, Animu Place, Galbadiana, Morgul, Svenskskit, Loungdako, Bharathvarsh, TLTland, Barabolia, His Enduring Majesty, Xentherida, Nuronte, Star Kingdom, Muqatil, Darkmondoria, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, SORT, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Solcius, Higher Cascadia, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Paradeavenlisian States, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Nordic-British Union, Svenskan, Figyjharli, Folenz, Wapistan, Travislavania, Kromi, Aryan Homeland, Nation1812, Siforpeo, Gondwanaia, Kwaj, David Davidson, Soviet Terran, Tachycardia, Cloydicia, Potatolandium, Ice and Tinian, Galaician Empire, Havonosa, TyGerria, Korean-Joseon, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Yukti, Perikuresu, Humptalumpta, ForestMythal, Mon Island, Tsandonown, Firsts-, Phaerra, Defense For The World Assembly, Tyirza, Duryanistan, Britle, Libvillia, Lowssen, Greater Ale Permars, Eternal Dominion, Andanavia, Novremia, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Singamadri, Rising Sakura, Ariele, Sopernia, Bearical, Drueste, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Fizban, Card Kingdom, Que Lukustinardon, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, Odasck, United Soviet State of North Amerika, ROM, Tibus Heth, Nimarya, New Celoveniortan, The Blazeland Administration, Pazair, Tringapore, Praeceps, Zapiron, Palgo, Cam Zazi, and Dabarastan.

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