Population | 24.566 billion |
Capital | Old Hell |
Leader | Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ |
Faith | The Beekeeper Association |
Currency | fossilized bee head |
Animal | flesh bee |
The Final Bastion of Gendirt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.566 billion Gendirtors are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 7,701 trillion fossilized bee heads a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 313,482 fossilized bee heads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and childhood friends of Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the flesh bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.
Gendirt is ranked 69,053rd in the world and 2,081st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, childhood friends of Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
- : Gendirt endorsed The People's Republic of Kenmoria.
- : Gendirt was endorsed by The People's Republic of Kenmoria.
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, ill and injured visitors in Gendirt have to walk it off until they return home.
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done".
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
World Assembly
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