The Federal Republic of Sellaeta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by RMC with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.857 billion Sellaetans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of QC. The average income tax rate is 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sellaetan economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 249,093 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, major cities run on potato batteries, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sellaeta's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Sellaeta is ranked 322,571^st in the world and 5,562^nd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 5.03 cheeks turned per day.