The Kanye is in his festive mood of Izern is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kanye West with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.294 billion Izernians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Side Chicago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Izernian economy, worth 893 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 208,176 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,270,709 per year while the poor average 15,052, a ratio of 84.4 to 1.

Kanye West's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil, bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge, Izernian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, and hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Izernian Hungry Games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Izern's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Izern is ranked 178,910^th in the world and 3,458^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 305.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.