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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 240thMost Influential: 465thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,162nd
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Panama Coalition

Population9.222 billion

CapitalPanama DC
LeaderSupreme Federal President William I

AnimalAguila Arpia

The Federal Republic of Panama Coalition is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Federal President William I with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.222 billion Coalitionist Panamanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panama DC. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panama Coalitionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion Balboas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,873 Balboas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Coalition's national animal is the Aguila Arpia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panama Coalition is ranked 6,236th in the world and 331st in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 133.89 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 240thMost Influential: 465thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,162ndRudest Citizens: 6,236thLargest Retail Industry: 8,362ndMost Cultured: 8,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,573rdMost Developed: 9,101stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,446thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,686thSmartest Citizens: 10,252ndMost Inclusive: 10,588thMost Secular: 10,720thMost Stationary: 11,427thMost Efficient Economies: 11,688thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,492ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,282ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,459thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,560thHighest Economic Output: 13,715thLargest Governments: 14,048thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,270thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,556thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,737thHighest Average Incomes: 15,903rdHighest Drug Use: 17,160thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,979thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,998thHealthiest Citizens: 19,293rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,552ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,592ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,302ndNicest Citizens: 22,322ndMost Rebellious Youth: 23,325thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,869th
Most Influential: 151st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 243rd in the regionMost Stationary: 251st in the regionRudest Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 384th in the regionMost Cultured: 437th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 446th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 458th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 471st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 479th in the regionTop
Nudest: 501st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 538th in the regionMost Secular: 540th in the regionMost Developed: 553rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 560th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 628th in the regionMost Inclusive: 628th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 659th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 669th in the regionLargest Populations: 680th in the regionLargest Governments: 709th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 758th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 766th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 785th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 800th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 805th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 852nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 858th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 961st in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 392 » Great Bights Mum, Siwale, Unimaginable Doom, Alice Gardens, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Sunto, Holy Oranz, Sil Dorsett, The Teddy, Selfgradatude, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Necromonia, Chukstik Illahi, Dutchyland, New Lakemba, Virdalonja, The United Capital of Adam, Elevation, Wineclaw, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Malta Comino Gozo, Frances Francis the First of France, Kwaj, Pleroma Sans Romans, Unsophisticate, New Chilokver, SORT, Diodone, Yukti, Wilkshire, Kyoki Chudoku, Buckerino, Corfad, The Austro Germanic Union, Cloydicia, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Humptalumpta, Puczovska, Territorio di Nessuno, Dicko, Vexilia, David Davidson, Esplandia, Soviet Terran, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, and 342 others.Pradovnia, BrightFutures, Pasargad, Azzarel, Zokk, Highton Islands, Joodey, Phualand, Arimbia, Prydania, Walter Jackson, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Wooleystan, The Bureaucratic Territories, Prospit, Potatolandium, Zeternia, Itallitopia, Western Vapia, Lemonbiscuits, Kundam, Antiyard, Koda-Land, Karazan, East Supple Lund, Detrivania, Shibutani, Viridiann, Former English Colony, Empy, Free Culture, Ethnon, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Amestris-Britannia, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, The Rhein States, AGoodPlace, Newpromisedland, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Holy Marcus Empire, The Windmilluminati, Guer Aike, Napnomadia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Bearical, Acrabinnia, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Partax, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ham Federation, Cinnibar, Blackphir, Aetulia, Ascenon, Aeolist, Solmetria, Montarc, Ateala, Steampunk Ariel, Zeno-sama, Trillius, Ice and Tinian, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Glurponia, Rosewood-, Nordic-British Union, Runeda, Daiz, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, PotatoFarmers, Orado, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, McMasterdonia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Stratosphere Islands, Moanapo, Gnomewatchers, Tachycardia, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Clan Spaniel, Zyvetskistaahn, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Miamington, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Zecit, Volstokn, East Akra, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, Vivanco, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Xyrron, Prevaland, Nova Arcania, Nisastria, Aeurithianar, AAA Provisional Empire, Nistriabar, Alamei, Varola, Godwanna, Conservative State of Poland, Unshleepd, Solskjar, Nationeer, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Xatin, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Singamadri, Zzozona, True Equality For All, Eywaan, I Like Killing people, Timothea, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, Simone Republic, The Calabash Protectorate, Balgand Dis, Innocentic, Seanat, Brucklania, Yellops, Dakota Territories, Pokemanland, Madjack, Joevala, Loptous, Xipher, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, WeKnow, Gendirt, R libanon, Heilhum Imperius, Krazon, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Hardscrabble, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Solcius, Lulubellia, Railroad Crossing, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, South Baba, Republica Guilleana, Solphine, Outer Shenendoah, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Chips and Guac, Imperial Pieserged, Kureizen, Animu Place, Picairn, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Liminyj, Jagaief, Fran Advar, Goblin Gang, Barabolia, Pigeonstan, Venicea, Intion North, Pytong, NewFinlandNation, Mardessa, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Advancia-Sizzletown, Ausrea, The Galactic Triumvirate, Harmonypine, Bankowiata, PEG, Sevinland, Desvios, Navorden, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Slyakanya, Neo Madras, Ueino, Odelinor, The Pleiads, Strongwill, Ellbonnia, Nodnarb, Reinoniananiananonanonona, Tvers, AVALOHIA, Nuronte, Climeria, Rinadia, Seijitsu, A Salmon Named Harold, Blyskalia, Noria Prinefrikeslon, New Michag, Port Naga, Nation of Orchid, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Morgul, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Moneyflows, The Republic of Free Peoples, Confederacy of North America, Que Lukustinardon, Planes, Muqatil, Darkmondoria, Super Girl, Upper Libertatem, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Obelias, KhalChicken, Wisconsota, Ibarkla, Brsil, Katuda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Valgarda, Vesteysia, The Ultimate Republic, Simadoa, Just Vibin, Hepek, Landfinia, Orogonia, Francois Isidore, Folenz, Svenskan, Rockamaba, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Dangine, Travislavania, Expere Fiyans, Kromi, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, ForestMythal, Randomcountryland, Vaste, Storland, Galaician Empire, Tringapore, Aryan Homeland, Federal Republic of Genosha, TyGerria, Korean-Joseon, Rising Sakura, Rosuncommon, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Perikuresu, Mon Island, Kinitopia, New Celoveniortan, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Erisoria, Cajland, Bramburg, Tyirza, Defense For The World Assembly, Britle, Tsandonown, Governor Tarkin, Atlunartemis, Libvillia, Gafflebag, Novo cruzeiro, Ariele, Beamoparoliustopia, Greater Ale Permars, Porotia, Fraystonia, WhoHateeta, Neavira, Ayuzhhhhh, Andanavia, Novremia, Kastonvia, Card Kingdom, Sopernia, Northern Roman Republic, Mitropola, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Alcavia, Nation1812, Lionia, Sahriastan, Drueste, British-Australia, Capablanca, Tibus Heth, The Blazeland Administration, Flauschistan, ROM, SAntAnAcA, Capitista, Nimarya, Pazair, Novelestate, Technocratic-european Countries, Cereskia, Praeceps, Seguidores de la grasas, Omolon, Palgo, Pooldova, and Dabarastan.

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